Go check out raucousraven's latest Numb3rs bit here. No, don't ask me why. Just do it.
*talks to the Rodneyfish*
... are you still here? *sigh* Okay, then. The vital stats: it's brief, it's deep, and it's gen. It's a fantastic riff on a character much referenced and never seen, and once again she's managed to take one factoid and turn it just enough to catch a whole new spectrum of light. This time, she's set out to break your heart, and she will. Gently.
Plus, it's poetic as all getout. Convinced yet? Good. Now go read A la claire fontaine by raucousraven and tell her how soft and lovely it is.